barackinaroundthechristmastree:

it’s raining but it’s not men so what’s the point

(Source: partybarackisinthehousetonight, via setphasersto-stunning)

proctalgia:

girls dont want you to be nice to them because they’re girls they want you to be nice to them because they’re human beings and you should be nice to everyone wtf is wrong with you

(via bryarly)

gnarly:

Sometimes i wanna make new friends and when i do theyre usually fake and makes me realize that i have some of the realest friends ever and i need to appreciate them more often

(via reallyimjesus)

littlelotte88:

feenybobeany:

sometimes i look at people on my dash and i think

who the fuck are you

when did i follow you

you’re not posting things relative to my interests

but i can’t unfollow you becasue i can’t remember why i did

it might have been important

This is the most accurate post I have ever seen on here.

(via bowties-and-cheekbones)

becauseofdoctorwho:

these are all so fucking funny and if you don’t like them you can leave the world will not miss you

(Source: paintdoktahwho)

dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

(via captainjeffwinger)

"Never apologize for how you feel. No one can control how they feel. The sun doesn’t apologize for being the sun. The rain doesn’t say sorry for falling. Feelings just are."

 Iain S. Thomas (via ambermozo)

(Source: cratur, via setphasersto-stunning)

ultimateventist:

charlesoberonn:

If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.

 

(via setphasersto-stunning)

Workout Inspiration: Chandler Bing

(Source: princesconsuela, via deanthelosechester)

amortizing:

third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple

(via bryarly)